Dr. Strangelove

Mandrake to Guano: "Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine, I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there. "
Guano: "That's private property."
Mandrake exasperated: "Colonel, can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With the gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!"
Guano: "Ok. I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the Unites States on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you?"
Mandrake: "What?"
Guano: "You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."
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